Today I took myself on
another Artist's Date. Since my wonderful Puffing Billy adventure some weeks
ago, I have been enjoying conceiving these solo adventures. I have been to the
Night Market, where I let myself be caught in the current of a dense sea of
people sampling foods of the world, scented candles and buskers. I ate an
eggplant and tofu wrap, sipped wine from a plastic tumbler and listened to a
reggae band play Leonard Cohen covers. I also found, beneath all those feet,
the little green cocktail umbrella that has given me so much energy in the
studio.
Last week I saw Art School Confidential at the Rooftop Cinema. A lovely venue but an awful film! It left me feeling much less wholesome than my other excursions. So I was keen to do something more down-to-earth, this week.
I took myself kayaking on the Yarra river.
For someone so thoroughly unsporty as me, it took some courage just to front up at the boathouse. It was quiet at Studley Park, just a few retirees ordering cappuccinos at the kiosk and, on the water, two young women with toddlers in a rowboat, puffy in life vests and going nowhere fast.
I drew a few quizzical glances when I asked to hire a kayak on my own. The boathouse at Studley Park is very much a family and leisure spot. Picnickers having a splash for fun - but I was too scared to front up at a more serious rowing club.
Last week I saw Art School Confidential at the Rooftop Cinema. A lovely venue but an awful film! It left me feeling much less wholesome than my other excursions. So I was keen to do something more down-to-earth, this week.
I took myself kayaking on the Yarra river.
For someone so thoroughly unsporty as me, it took some courage just to front up at the boathouse. It was quiet at Studley Park, just a few retirees ordering cappuccinos at the kiosk and, on the water, two young women with toddlers in a rowboat, puffy in life vests and going nowhere fast.
I drew a few quizzical glances when I asked to hire a kayak on my own. The boathouse at Studley Park is very much a family and leisure spot. Picnickers having a splash for fun - but I was too scared to front up at a more serious rowing club.
I entombed my long legs
in the nose of the kayak and tried very hard to row in a straight line until I
was out of sight of the kiosk. I was all over the shop at first, drifting
toward one bank and then the other, trying to look especially interested in the
trees and ducks so that any onlooker might think I was doing it on
purpose.
Visions of myself as
Pocahontas evaporated pretty quickly. Every stroke deposited a quantity of
water on the lap of my black jeans, and the arhythmic clunking of the paddle on
the fibreglass body of my craft announced my ineptitude to anyone who happened
to be passing.
The nice thing was, there
was no sign of anyone.
I shook off my mild
humiliation and realised I was quite alone, in the middle of the river, with
nothing behind or ahead but water and bushland (though an occasional 'thwack!'
to my left betrayed a golfcourse behind the trees). I put my raincoat over my
already drenched legs and paddled forth, improvising different paddling
techniques. By and by, two blokes in a little motorboat chugged slowly by. They
looked like rangers or park staff, inspecting the banks, but it occurred to me
they might also be checking up on the weirdo zig-zagging solo up the Yarra with
no apparent reason or experience.
When they were gone, all
was silent again, except for the busy chatter of the birds. Ducks stared me
down from the muddy banks, and I spied a pair of red-rumped parrots above me in
a bare tree, huddled together with vivid yellow bellies.
I had hired the kayak for
an hour (a decision I queried after the first fifteen tiring minutes) and so my
destination was a point on my watch-face, not on the map. I was impressed by
how far I seemed to have come in half an hour - to a part of the river I hadn't
seen before. Just as I was about to turn back, I noticed a sign on the left
bank (to which I was headed on purpose, of course). I read it, for the sake of
appearances, and found that it said:
You are approaching a very
large colony of flying foxes.
Do not be alarmed,
they will not harm you...
I looked upstream. To my
astonishment and delight, I found every tree on the landscape before me
decorated with sleeping bats. I cried out in surprise. There were hundreds of
them. I have never seen anything like it! I paddled closer and looked up at
them: marvellous, strange fruit, shrink-wrapped in leathery wings.
Now and again, one of the
motionless number would suddenly extend a wing or two for a stretch, before
re-wrapping itself and continuing its slumber. Two woke completely and flapped
a slow whoomph-whoomph above me, their iconic wings spanning a dark
metre.
I was captivated.
Reluctantly, and now
running late, I paddled in an arc and headed back, with a surer stroke,
slipping fast downstream, Pocahontas in sodden jeans.
Honor, your'e so utterly WONDERFUL. what an adventure. gorgeous to think of you braving the river wild (PC will be very impressed).
ReplyDeleteAnd how neat are the flying foxes. Who even could dream up such cool creatures, leather wings and cuddliness mixed into upsidedown marvellousness (and smelliness!)
Kayaks are a great way to get a new perspective. Good on you for being couragous!
ReplyDeleteAh I love artist's excursions. Myself, I have writer's excursions - random outings to get me out of my everyday rut. Loved this post. You can also visit the flying foxes in dry jeans at Bellbird Park (check yr Melways, off Studley Park Road) - there's a picnic place and you can eat your snag at dusk as they choof off overhead. (Elk put me onto your blog.)
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